Surgeon Grumpy is rounding on his patients. Nurse is trying to get Miss Busyhands ready for the day. A whole cluster of us around the nurses station are charting, looking at labs, chatting, writing progress notes.
Nurse: "Let me just give the patient a soapy washcloth and help her wash her hands and clean up a little bit..."
Surgeon Grumpy (swelling up like a toad): "Rar, rar, rar...very busy and important...rar, rar, rar...can't rearrange my whole schedule because you're inefficient...rar, rar, rar!"
Surgeon Grumpy turns and strides into the patient's room and immediately turns into the most charming man in the world. "How we doing today?!"
The patient gushes over him and thanks him profusely for saving her life while patting his arms and face.
The surgeon draws the curtain. The nurse explains to the little audience at the nurses station, "You know, she masturbates constantly."
Saturday, March 13, 2010
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